Kenangan daripada Dato' Seri Samy Vellu

Dato’ Seri Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, "We will miss Dato’ Seri Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color". Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just want to share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju: "Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini perkara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy Velu said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang-worang kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favorite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang-worang muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dada"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dara"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been "saudara-saudari")

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:
"Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pegi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…"

One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?"

"Cit! Itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuk…"

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